ﺩﺭ ﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﻣﺮﺍﺳﻢ ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺝ
ﺑﻪﻋﺮﻭﺱﻭﺩﺍﻣﺎﺩﺑﻪﺟﺎﻱﺁﺭﺯﻭﻱ
ﺧﻮﺷﺒﺨﺘﻲﺍﻧﻮﺍﻉﺭﺍﻩﻫﺎﻱﻛﺸﺘﻦﮔﺮﺑﻪ
ﺩﻡ ﺣﺠﻠﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺁﻣﻮﺯﺵ ﻣﻴﺪﻫﻨﺪ.
ﻓﻘﻂ ﺩﺭ ﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺍﮔﻪ ﺩﻳﺪﻱ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻱ ﺑﻬﺖ
ﻣﺤﻞﻣﻴﮕﺬﺍﺭﻩﻣﻴﮕﻦ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩﺧﺮﺍﺑﻪ ﻭ…ﻳﺎ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻣﻌﺘﺎﺩ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻧﻨﻪ ﻭ ﺍﻟﻲ…
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺳﺮﻳﺎﻟﻬﺎﻱﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺁﺩﻡ
ﺧﻮﺑﺎﺵﻓﻘﻴﺮﻧﺪﻭﻧﻤﺎﺯﺷﺐﻣﻴﺨﻮﻧﻨﺪﻭ
ﺑﻪﻣﺴﺠﺪﻣﻴﺮﻧﺪﻭﺁﺩﻡﺑﺪﺍﺵﭘﻮﻟﺪﺍﺭﻧﺪﻭ
ﺩﺯﺩﻧﺪﻭﺑﻪﻫﻴﭻﻭﺟﻪﺁﺩﻣﻬﺎﻧﻤﻴﺘﻮﻧﻨﺪ ﻫﺮ
ﺩﻭ ﺧﺼﻠﺖ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻨﺪ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﺧﻮﺍﻧﻨﺪﻩﺯﻥﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺍﻳﻦ
ﻧﺒﻮﻍﺭﺍﺩﺍﺭﻩﻛﻪﺑﺎﻟﺒﺎﺱﺷﺐﺑﺘﻮﻧﻪﺗﻮ
ﻛﻮﻩ ﻭﻛﻤﺮ ﺁﻭﺍﺯ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﭘﺴﺮﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺑﻌﺪﺍﺯ
ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺟﺶﺗﺎﺯﻩﺑﻴﺎﺩﺩﻭﺭﺍﻧﺸﻴﺮﺧﻮﺍﺭﮔﻴﺶ
ﻣﻴﻮﻓﺘﻪ ﻭ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺎﺩﺭﺵ ﻭﺍﺑﺴﺘﻪ ﻣﻴﺸﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺯﺍﺭﺍﻭﻣﻨﮕﻮﺑﺎ
ﺑﺮﻧﺪﻫﺎﻳﻲﭼﻮﻥﺷﻨﻞﻭﮔﻮﭼﻲﺑﺮﺍﺑﺮﻱ
ﻣﻴﻜﻨﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﻓﺮﻭﺷﻨﺪﻩﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺍﮔﻪﻭﺍﺭﺩ
ﻓﺮﻭﺷﮕﺎﻩﺑﺸﻲﻭﻣﺜﻼﻳﻚﭘﻴﺮﺍﻫﻦﺭﺍ
ﺍﺯﺵﺑﺨﻮﺍﻱﺑﻴﺎﺭﻩﺗﺎﭘﺮﻭﻛﻨﻲﻣﻴﮕﻪﺍﮔﻪ
ﻣﻴﺨﺮﻳﺶ ﺑﻴﺎﺭﻣﺶ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺑﻌﺪﺍﺯﻳﻚﺗﺼﺎﺩﻑ
ﺳﺎﺩﻩ ﻣﻤﻜﻨﻪ ﻗﺘﻞ ﺍﺗﻔﺎﻕ ﺑﻴﻮﻓﺘﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﺧﺎﻧﻤﻬﺎﻱﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻲﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻛﻪﺩﭼﺎﺭ
ﻋﺎﺭﺿﻪﭘﻮﺳﺘﻲﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻭﺭﻧﮓﭘﻮﺳﺖ
ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﺎ ﮔﺮﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ6ﺩﺭﺟﻪ ﻓﺮﻕ ﻣﻴﻜﻨﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺩﺍﺷﺘﻦﺯﻥﺑﺎ7،8ﺗﺎ
ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﺍﻣﺮﻱ ﺍﺟﺘﻨﺎﺏ ﻧﺎﭘﺬﻳﺮﻩ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﻋﺮﻭﺳﻲﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺗﻌﺪﺍﺩﺑﭽﻪ
ﻫﺎ ﺍﺯ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻣﻴﻬﻤﺎﻥ ﻫﺎ+ﺧﺪﻣﻪ ﺑﻴﺸﺘﺮﻩ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﻣﺮﺩﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﻣﺎﻣﺎﻧﺶﺭﺍﺍﺯ
ﺯﻥ ﻭ ﺑﭽﺶ ﺑﻴﺸﺘﺮ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺭﺳﺘﻮﺭﺍﻥﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺗﻮﺑﺠﺎﻱ
ﻣﻌﺎﺷﺮﺕﺑﺎ ﻛﺴﺎﻳﻲ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎﻫﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻱ
ﺑﺮ ﻭ ﺑﺮ ﻣﻴﺰ ﺭﻭﺑﺮﻭﺕ ﺭﻭ ﻧﮕﺎﻩ ﻣﻴﻜﻨﻲ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭ ﻳﻚ ﻓﺴﺖ ﻓﻮﺩ ﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻮﺯﻳﻚ
ﺗﺮﺍﻧﺲﻳﺎﻫﺎﻭﺱﭘﺨﺶﻣﻴﻜﻨﻪﻭ
ﻣﺸﺘﺮﻱ ﺭﺍ ﺩﭼﺎﺭ ﺳﻮﻫﺎﺿﻤﻪ ﻣﻴﻜﻨﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﺧﺎﻧﻢﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺗﻮﻱﺳﻮﭘﺮ
ﻣﺎﺭﻛﺖ،ﺳﻠﻤﻮﻧﻲ،ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﻲ،ﺻﻔﻤﺮﻍﻭ
ﺗﺨﻢﻣﺮﻍﻛﻔﺶﭘﺎﺷﻨﻪ25ﺳﺎﻧﺘﻲ
ﻣﻴﭙﻮﺷﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺗﻮﻱﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﻴﺂﺩﻣﻬﺎ
ﺑﺠﺎﻱﻣﻌﺎﺷﺮﺕ ﻛﺮﺩﻥ ﻭﺷﺎﺩ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ ﻓﻘﻂ
ﺑﻬﻢﻧﮕﺎﻩﻣﻴﻜﻨﻨﺪﻭﺣﺘﻲﻳﻚﻛﻠﻤﻪﺑﺎﻫﻢ
ﺣﺮﻑ ﻧﻤﻴﺰﻧﻨﺪ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺗﺎﻳﻪﻣﻬﻤﻮﻥﺧﺎﺭﺟﻲ
ﻣﻴﺎﺩﺳﺮﻳﻊﻣﻴﺒﺮﻧﺪﺵﺗﺨﺖﺟﻤﺸﻴﺪﻭ
ﻧﻘﺶﺭﺳﺘﻢﺗﺎﺑﮕﻦﻣﺎﻛﻲﺑﻮﺩﻳﻢﺍﻧﮕﺎﺭ
ﻛﻪ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻲ ﻫﺴﺘﻴﻢ ﺣﺴﺎﺏ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﭘﺪﺭﺑﻴﭽﺎﺭﻩﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭﻩ
ﺧﺮﺝﺑﭽﻪﻫﺎﺷﻮﺗﺎﺯﻧﺪﻩﺍﺳﺖﺑﺪﻩﺑﻌﺪ
ﻫﻢﺑﮕﻦﺑﻴﭽﺎﺭﻩﺳﻨﻲﻧﺪﺍﺷﺖﺳﻜﺘﻪ
ﻛﺮﺩ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺍﺑﺮﻭﻱﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍﺵ6
ﺧﻂ ﺑﺎﻻﺗﺮﻩ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪﺍﮔﻪﺑﺎﺑﭽﻪﺗﻮﻥ
ﺧﻴﺎﺑﻮﻥﺭﺍﻩﻣﻴﺮﻱﻣﺮﺩﻡﺑﻪﻧﺸﻮﻧﻪﻣﺜﻼ
ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺪﺍﺷﺘﻦﻳﺎﻧﻴﺸﮕﻮﻧﺶﻣﻴﮕﻴﺮﻥﻳﺎ
ﺩﺳﺘﺎﻱﻛﺜﻴﻒﺷﻮﻧﻮﺑﻪﭘﻮﺳﺖﺑﻴﭽﺎﺭﻩ
ﻣﻴﻤﺎﻟﻨﺪﻭﻳﺎﺑﺪﻭﻥﺍﺟﺎﺯﻩﺑﻬﺶﺷﻜﻼﺕ
ﻣﻴﺪﻥ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻪﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻲﺍﻳﻦﺍﺳﺘﻌﺪﺍﺩﺭﺍ
ﺩﺍﺭﻩﻛﻪﺗﻮﻱﮔﺮﻣﺎﻱﺗﺎﺑﺴﺘﻮﻥﭼﻜﻤﻪ
ﻣﻴﭙﻮﺷﻪ ﻭ ﺗﻮﻱ ﺳﺮﻣﺎﻱ ﺯﻣﺴﺘﻮﻥ ﺻﻨﺪﻝ
ﻓﻘﻂ ﻳﻚ ﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮﻱ ﺭﺳﺘﻮﺭﺍﻥ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ
ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻥﻏﺬﺍﺵﺩﺭﺧﻮﺍﺳﺖﻇﺮﻑﻳﻜﺒﺎﺭ
ﻣﺼﺮﻑﻣﻴﺪﻩﺗﺎ2ﻟﻘﻤﻪﺑﺎﻗﻴﻤﻮﻧﺪﻩ
ﻏﺬﺍﺷﻮﺑﺒﺮﻩﺧﻮﻧﻪﭼﻮﻥﻓﻜﺮﻣﻴﻜﻨﻪﭘﻮﻝ
ﺩﺍﺩﻩ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻪﻛﻪﺑﺎﺯﻫﻢﺗﻮﺭﺳﺘﻮﺭﺍﻥ
ﺳﺎﻻﺩﺑﺎﺭ ﺭﺍ ﺷﺨﻢ ﻣﻴﺰﻧﻪ ﻭ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﺭﺩﺭ
ﺩﺍﺩﻥ ﺳﻴﺮ ﻣﻴﺸﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﭘﺪﺭﻭﻣﺎﺩﺭﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻲﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻛﻪ
ﭼﻪﺑﭽﺸﻮﻥ4ﺳﺎﻝ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﭼﻪ40
ﺑﺎﺯﻡﺍﻳﻨﺎﺟﺎﺯﻩﺭﺍﺩﺍﺭﻥﻛﻪﺣﺘﻲﺑﻪﺁﺏ
ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻥﺑﭽﺸﻮﻥﻧﻈﺎﺭﺕﻛﺎﻣﻞﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ
ﺑﺎﺷﻦ
ﻓﻘﻄﺎﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻬﺎﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻛﻪﻣﻌﺘﻘﺪﻥﻛﻪﻫﻨﺮ
ﻓﻘﻂ ﻭ ﻓﻘﻂ ﻧﺰﺩ ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻮﻧﻪ
ﻓﻘﻂﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻬﺎﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻛﻪﺩﺭﻓﺮﻭﮔﺎﻫﻬﺎﻳﻪ
40/50ﻛﻴﻠﻮ ﺍﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
ﻓﻘﻂﻳﻚﺧﺎﻧﻢﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻲﻣﻴﺘﻮﻧﻪﻛﻪﺩﺭﻳﻚ
ﺍﺳﺘﺨﺮﻫﺘﻞ5ﺳﺘﺎﺭﻩﺑﺎﮔﻦ ﻭﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺯﻳﺮ
ﺑﻴﺎﺩﺗﻮﺁﺏﭼﻮﻥﻓﻜﺮﻣﻴﻜﻨﻪﻫﺮﮔﺮﺩﻱ
ﮔﺮﺩﻭﺳﺖ
ﻓﻘﻂﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻴﻬﺎﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻛﻪﺑﺎﺯﻫﻢﺩﺭ
ﺭﺳﺘﻮﺭﺍﻥﻫﻤﻮﻥﻫﺘﻞ ﺩﻭﺭﺑﻴﻦﺑﺪﺳﺖ ﺍﺯ
ﻏﺬﺍﻭﻫﻤﻪﺗﻮﺭﻳﺴﺘﻬﺎﻱﺩﻳﮕﻪﺩﺭﺣﺎﻝ
ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻥﻏﺬﺍﺑﺪﻭﻥﺍﺟﺎﺯﻩﻓﻴﻠﻢﻣﻴﮕﻴﺮﻩﺗﺎ
ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺑﮕﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺠﺎ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ
ﻓﻘﻂﺩﺭﺍﺩﺍﺭﻩﻫﺎﻱﺩﻭﻟﺘﻲﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﻪﻛﻪ
ﻫﻴﭻﻭﻗﺖﺣﻖﺑﺎﻣﺸﺘﺮﻱﻧﻴﺴﺖﻭ
ﻫﺮﻳﻚﺍﺯﻛﺎﺭﻛﻨﺎﻥ5ﺳﺎﻋﺖﻣﺸﻐﻮﻝ
ﻧﻤﺎﺯﻭﻋﺒﺎﺩﺕﺍﻭﻧﻬﻢﺩﺭﺳﺎﻋﺘﻬﺎﻱﻛﺎﺭﻱ
ﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪﻭﺩﺭﺿﻤﻦﺑﻪﻧﺸﺎﻧﻪﺧﺎﻛﻲ
ﺑﻮﺩﻥﻛﻔﺸﻬﺎﺷﻮﻧﻮﺯﻳﺮﻣﻴﺰﭘﺎﺭﻙﻣﻴﻜﻨﻨﺪ ﻭ
ﺑﺎ ﺩﻣﭙﺎﻳﻲ ﺩﺭ ﺍﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﻣﻴﭽﺮﺧﻪ
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تاریخ: سه شنبه 14 تير 1390برچسب:مطالب طنز,مطالب خنده دار,
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